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thing。〃
〃What's that？〃 said Harris。
〃A house at Folkestone for the season。〃
〃What should she want a house at Folkestone for？〃 said Harris。
〃To live in；〃 I suggested； 〃during the summer months。〃
〃She's going to her people in Wales；〃 said Harris； 〃for the holidays；
with the children； we've had an invitation。〃
〃Possibly；〃 I said； 〃she'll go to Wales before she goes to Folkestone； or
maybe she'll take Wales on her way home； but she'll want a house at
Folkestone for the season； notwithstanding。 I may be mistakenI hope
for your sake that I ambut I feel a presentiment that I'm not。〃
〃This trip；〃 said Harris； 〃is going to be expensive。〃
〃It was an idiotic suggestion；〃 I said； 〃from the beginning。〃
〃It was foolish of us to listen to him；〃 said Harris； 〃he'll get us into real
trouble one of these days。〃
〃He always was a muddler；〃 I agreed。
〃So headstrong；〃 added Harris。
We heard his voice at that moment in the hall； asking for letters。
〃Better not say anything to him；〃 I suggested； 〃it's too late to go back
now。〃
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〃There would be no advantage in doing so；〃 replied Harris。 〃I should
have to get that bathroom and piano in any case now。〃
He came in looking very cheerful。
〃Well；〃 he said； 〃is it all right？ Have you managed it？〃
There was that about his tone I did not altogether like； I noticed Harris
resented it also。
〃Managed what？〃 I said。
〃Why； to get off；〃 said George。
I felt the time was come to explain things to George。
〃In married life；〃 I said； 〃the man proposes； the woman submits。 It is
her duty； all religion teaches it。〃
George folded his hands and fixed his eyes on the ceiling。
〃We may chaff and joke a little about these things；〃 I continued； 〃but
when it comes to practice； that is what always happens。 We have
mentioned to our wives that we are going。 Naturally； they are grieved；
they would prefer to come with us； failing that； they would have us remain
with them。 But we have explained to them our wishes on the subject；
andthere's an end of the matter。〃
George said； 〃Forgive me； I did not understand。 I am only a bachelor。
People tell me this； that； and the other； and I listen。〃
I said； 〃That is where you do wrong。 When you want information
come to Harris or myself； we will tell you the truth about these questions。〃
George thanked us； and we proceeded with the business in hand。
〃When shall we start？〃 said George。
〃So far as I am concerned；〃 replied Harris； 〃the sooner the better。〃
His idea； I fancy； was to get away before Mrs。 H。 thought of other
things。 We fixed the following Wednesday。
〃What about route？〃 said Harris。
〃I have an idea；〃 said George。 〃I take it you fellows are naturally
anxious to improve your minds？〃
I said； 〃We don't want to become monstrosities。 To a reasonable
degree； yes； if it can be done without much expense and with little
personal trouble。〃
〃It can；〃 said George。 〃We know Holland and the Rhine。 Very well；
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my suggestion is that we take the boat to Hamburg； see Berlin and
Dresden； and work our way to the Schwarzwald； through Nuremberg and
Stuttgart。〃
〃There are some pretty bits in Mesopotamia； so I've been told；〃
murmured Harris。
George said Mesopotamia was too much out of our way； but that the
Berlin…Dresden route was quite practicable。 For good or evil； he
persuaded us into it。
〃The machines； I suppose；〃 said George； 〃as before。 Harris and I on
the tandem； J。〃
〃I think not；〃 interrupted Harris； firmly。 〃You and J。 on the tandem； I
on the single。〃
〃All the same to me；〃 agreed George。 〃J。 and I on the tandem；
Harris〃
〃I do not mind taking my turn；〃 I interrupted； 〃but I am not going to
carry George ALL the way； the burden should be divided。〃
〃Very well；〃 agreed Harris； 〃we'll divide it。 But it must be on the
distinct understanding that he works。〃
〃That he what？〃 said George。
〃That he works；〃 repeated Harris； firmly； 〃at all events； uphill。〃
〃Great Scott！〃 said George； 〃don't you want ANY exercise？〃
There is always unpleasantness about this tandem。 It is the theory of
the man in front that the man behind does nothing； it is equally the theory
of the man behind that he alone is the motive power； the man in front
merely doing the puffing。 The mystery will never be solved。 It is
annoying when Prudence is whispering to you on the one side not to
overdo your strength and bring on heart disease； while Justice into the
other ear is remarking； 〃Why should you do it all？ This isn't a cab。
He's not your passenger：〃 to hear him grunt out：
〃What's the matterlost your pedals？〃
Harris； in his early married days； made much trouble for himself on
one occasion； owing to this impossibility of knowing what the person
behind is doing。 He was riding with his wife through Holland。 The
roads were stony； and the machine jumped a good deal。
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〃Sit tight；〃 said Harris； without turning his head。
What Mrs。 Harris thought he said was； 〃Jump off。〃 Why she should
have thought he said 〃Jump off；〃 when he said 〃Sit tight；〃 neither of them
can explain。
Mrs。 Harris puts it in this way； 〃If you had said； 'Sit tight；' why should
I have jumped off？〃
Harris puts it； 〃If I had wanted you to jump off； why should I have said
'Sit tight！'？〃
The bitterness is past； but they argue about the matter to this day。
Be the explanation what it may； however； nothing alters the fact that
Mrs。 Harris did jump off； while Harris pedalled away hard； under the
impression she was still behind him。 It appears that at first she thought
he was riding up the hill merely to show off。 They were both young in
those days； and he used to do that sort of thing。 She expected him to
spring to earth on reaching the summit； and lean in a careless and graceful
attitude against the machine； waiting for her。 When； on the contrary； she
saw him pass the summit and proceed rapidly down a long and steep
incline； she was seized； first with surprise； secondly with indignation； and
lastly with alarm。 She ran to the top of the hill and shouted； but he never
turned his head。 She watched him disappear into a wood a mile and a
half distant； and then sat down and cried。 They had had a slight
difference that morning； and she wondered if he had taken it seriously and
intended desertion。 She had no money； she knew no Dutch。 People
passed； and seemed sorry for her； she tried to make them understand what
had happened。 They gathered that she had lost something； but could not
grasp what。 They took her to the nearest village； and found a policeman
for her。 He concluded from her pantomime that some man had stolen her
bicycle。 They put the telegraph into operation； and discovered in a
village four miles off an unfortunate boy riding a lady's machine of an
obsolete pattern。 They brought him to her in a cart； but as she did not
appear to want either him or his bicycle they let him go again； and
resigned themselves to bewilderment。
Meanwhile； Harris continued his ride with much enjoyment。 It
seemed to him that he had suddenly become a stronger； and in every way a
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more capable cyclist。 Said he to what he thought was Mrs。 Har