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as now adayes are at Saint Reparata; and divers more beside。 He
entring among the Collumbes of Porphiry; and the other Sepulchers
being there; because the doore of the Church was shut: Signior Betto
and his companie; came riding from S。 Reparata; and espying Signior
Guldo among the graves and tombes; said。 Come; let us go make some
jests to anger him。 So putting the spurs to their horses; they rode
apace towards him: and being upon him before he perceived them; one of
them said。 Guido thou refusest to be one of our society; and seekest
for that which never was: when thou hast found it; tell us; what
wilt thou do with it?
Guido seeing himselfe round engirt with them; sodainly thus replyed:
Gentlemen; you may use mee in your owne house as you please。 And
setting his hand on one of the Tombes (which was some…what great) he
tooke his rising; and leapt quite over it on the further side; as
being of an agile and sprightly body; and being thus freed from
them; he went away to his owne lodging。 They stoode all like men
amazed; strangely looking one upon another; and began afterward to
murmure among themselves: That Guido was a man without any
understanding; and the answer which he had made unto them; was to no
purpose; neither favoured of any discretion; but meerely came from
an empty brain because they had no more to do in the place where now
they were; then any of the other Citizens; and Signior Guido
(himselfe) as little as any of them; whereto Signior Betto thus
replyed。
Alas Gentlemen; it is you your selves that are void of
understanding: for; if you had but observed the answer which he made
unto us: hee did honestly; and (in verie few words) not onely
notably expresse his owne wisedome; but also deservedly reprehend
us。 Because; if wee observe things as we ought to doe; Graves and
Tombes are the houses of the dead; ordained and prepared to be their
latest dwellings。 He tolde us moreover; that although we have heere
(in this life) other habitations and abidings; yet these (or the like)
must at last be our houses。 To let us know; and all other foolish;
indiscreete; and unleartied men; that we are worse then dead men; in
comparison of him; and other men equall to him in skill and
learning。 And therefore; while wee are heere among these Graves and
Monuments; it may well be said; that we are not farre from our owne
houses; or how soone we shall be possessors of them; in regard of
the frailty attending on us。
Then every one could presently say; that Signior Guido had spoken
nothing but the truth; and were much ashamed of their owne folly;
and shallow estimation which they had made of Guido; desiring never
more after to meddle with him so grossely; and thanking Signior Betto;
for so well reforming their ignorance; by his much better
apprehension。
THE SIXT DAY; THE TENTH NOVELL
WHEREIN MAY BE OBSERVED; WHAT PALPABLE ABUSES DO MANY TIMES
PASSE; UNDER THE COUNTERFEIT CLOAKE OF RELIGION
Fryer Onyon; promised certaine honest people of the Countrey; to
shew them a Feather of the same Phoenix; that was with Noah in his
Arke。 In sted whereof; he found Coales; which he avouched to be
those very coals; wherewith the same Phoenix was roasted。
When of them had delivered their Novels; Dioneus knowing; that it
remained in him to relate the last for this day: without attending for
any solemne command (after he had imposed silence on them; that
could not sufficiently commend the witty reprehension of Guido);
thus he began。 Wise and worthy Ladies; although by the priviledge
you have granted; it is lawfull for me to speake any thing best
pleasing to my self: yet notwithstanding; it is not any part of my
meaning; to varrie from the matter and method; whereof you have spoken
to very good purpose。 And therefore; following your footsteppes; I
entend to tell you; how craftily; and with a Rampiar sodainly raised
in his owne defence: a Religious Frier of Saint Anthonies Order;
shunned a shame; which two O wily companions had prepared for him。 Nor
let it offend you; if I run into more large discourse; then this day
hath bene used by any; for the apter compleating of my Novell:
because; if you well observe it; the Sun is as yet in the middest of
heaven; and therefore you may the better forbeare me。
Certaldo; as (perhaps) you know; or have heard; is a Village in
the Vale of Elsa; and under the authority and commaund of our
Florence; which although it be but small: yet (in former times) it
hath bin inhabited with Gentlemen; and people of especiall respect。
A religious Friar of S。 Anthonies Order; named Friar Onyon; had long
time used to resort thither; to receive the benevolent almes; which
those charitably affected people in simplicity gave him; and chiefly
at divers daies of the year; when their bounty and devotion would
extend themselves more largely then at other seasons。 And so much
the rather; because they thought him to be a good Pastor of holy
life in outward appearance; and carried a name of much greater matter;
then remained in the man indeed; beside; that part of the country
yeilded far more plentifull abundance of Onyons; then all other in
Tuscany elsewhere; a kinde of foode greatly affected by those
Friars; as men alwaies of hungry and good appetite。 This Friar Onyon
was a man of litle stature red haire; a chearfull countenance; and the
world afforded not a more crafty companion; then he。 Moreover;
albeit he had very little knowledge or learning; yet he was so prompt;
ready and voluble of speech; uttering often he knew not what himselfe:
that such as were not wel acquainted with his qualities; supposed
him to be a singular Rhetoritian; excelling Cicero or Quintilian
themselves; and he was a gossip; friend; or deerely affected; by every
one dwelling in those parts。 According to his wonted custome; one time
he went thither in the month of August; and on a Sunday morning;
when all the dwellers thereabout; were present to heare Masse; and
in the chiefest Church above all the rest: when the Friar saw time
convenient for his purpose; he advanced himselfe; and began to
speake in this manner。
Gentlemen and Gentlewomen; you know you have kept a commendable
custom; in sending yeerly to the poore brethren of our Lord Baron S。
Anthony; both of your Corne and other provision; some more; some
lesse; all according to their power; means; and devotion; to the end
that blessed S。 Anthony should be the more carefull of your oxen;
sheep; asses; swine; pigs; and other cattle。 Moreover; you have used
to pay (especially such as have their names registred in our
Fraternity) those duties which annually you send unto us。 For the
collection whereof; I am sent by my Superior; namely our L。 Abbot; and
therfore (with Gods blessing) you may come after noone hither; when
you shal heare the Bels of the Church ring: then wil I make a
predication to you; you shall kisse the Crosse; and beside; because
I know you al to be most devout servants to our Lord Baron S。 Anthony;
in especiall grace and favor; I wil shew you a most holy and goodly
Relique; which I my selfe (long since) brought from the holy Land
beyond the seas。 If you desire to know what it is; let me tell you;
that it is one of the Feathers of the same Phoenix; which was in the
Arke with the Patriarch Noah。 And having thus spoken; he became
silent; returning backe to heare Masse。 While hee delivered these
and the like speeches; among the other people then in the church;
there were two shrewde and crafty Companions; the one; named John de
Bragoniero; and the other; Biagio Pizzino。 These subtile Fellowes;
after they had heard the report of Fryer Onyons Relique: althogh
they were his intimate friends; and came thither in his company; yet
they concluded betweene themselves; to shew him a tricke of
Legierdumaine; and to steale the Feather from him。 When they had
intelligence of Friar Onyons dining that day at the Castle; with a
worthy Friend of his: no sooner was he set at the Table; but away went
they in all haste; to the Inne where the Fryar frequented; with this
determination; that Biagio should hold conference with the Friars boy;
while his fellow ransackt the Wallet; to finde the Feather; and
carry it away with him; for a future observation; what the Friar would
say unto the people; when he found the losse of the Feather; and could
not performe his promise to them。
The Fryars Boy; whom some called Guccio Balena; some Guccio Imbrata;
and others Guccio Porco; was such a knavish Lad; and had so many bad
qualities; as Lippo Topo the cunning Painter; or the most curious
Poeticall wit; had not any ability to describe them。 Friar Onyon
himself did often observe his behaviour; and would make this report
among his Friends。 My Boy (quoth he) hath nine rare qualities in
him; and such they are; as if Salomon; Aristotle; or Seneca had
onely but one of them: it were sufficient to torment and trouble all
their vertue; all their senses; and all their sanctity。 Consider then;
what manner of man he is like to be; having nine such rarities; yet
voide of all vertue; wit; or goodnes。 And when it was demaunded of
Friar Onyon; what these nine rare condition