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〃The child was born in an open field； and when the weeders saw it； they
fled away； screaming； and the report spread that she had given birth to a
demon。 From that time on； she was called 'the Devil。'
〃She was driven from the farm； and lived on charity； under a cloud。 She
brought up the monster； whom she hated with a savage hatred； and would
have strangled； perhaps； if the priest had not threatened her with
arrest。
〃One day some travelling showmen heard about the frightful creature； and
asked to see it； so that if it pleased them they might take it away。
They were pleased； and counted out five hundred francs to the mother。
At first； she had refused to let them see the little animal； as she was
ashamed； but when she discovered it had a money value； and that these
people were anxious to get it； she began to haggle with them； raising her
price with all a peasant's persistence。
〃She made them draw up a paper； in which they promised to pay her four
hundred francs a year besides； as though they had taken this deformity
into their employ。
〃Incited by the greed of gain； she continued to produce these phenomena；
so as to have an assured income like a bourgeoise。
〃Some of them were long； some short； some like crabs…all bodies…others
like lizards。 Several died； and she was heartbroken。
〃The law tried to interfere； but as they had no proof they let her
continue to produce her freaks。
She has at this moment eleven alive； and they bring in； on an average；
counting good and bad years； from five to six thousand francs a year。
One； alone； is not placed； the one she was unwilling to show us。 But she
will not keep it long； for she is known to all the showmen in the world；
who come from time to time to see if she has anything new。
〃She even gets bids from them when the monster is valuable。〃
My friend was silent。 A profound disgust stirred my heart； and a feeling
of rage； of regret； to think that I had not strangled this brute when I
had the opportunity。
I had forgotten this story； when I saw on the beach of a fashionable
resort the other day； an elegant； charming； dainty woman； surrounded by
men who paid her respect as well as admiration。
I was walking along the beach； arm in arm with a friend； the resident
physician。 Ten minutes later； I saw a nursemaid with three children； who
were rolling in the sand。 A pair of little crutches lay on the ground；
and touched my sympathy。 I then noticed that these three children were
all deformed； humpbacked； or crooked； and hideous。
〃Those are the offspring of that charming woman you saw just now；〃 said
the doctor。
I was filled with pity for her； as well as for them； and exclaimed：
〃Oh； the poor mother！ How can she ever laugh！〃
〃Do not pity her； my friend。 Pity the poor children；〃 replied the
doctor。 〃This is the consequence of preserving a slender figure up to
the last。 These little deformities were made by the corset。 She knows
very well that she is risking her life at this game。 But what does she
care； as long as lie can be beautiful and have admirers！〃
And then I recalled that other woman； the peasant； the 〃Devil；〃 who sold
her children； her monsters。
AN UNCOMFORTABLE BED
One autumn I went to spend the hunting season with some friends in a
chateau in Picardy。
My friends were fond of practical jokes。 I do not care to know people
who are not。
When I arrived； they gave me a princely reception； which at once awakened
suspicion in my mind。 They fired off rifles； embraced me； made much of
me； as if they expected to have great fun at my expense。
I said to myself：
〃Look out； old ferret！ They have something in store for you。〃
During the dinner the mirth was excessive； exaggerated； in fact。
I thought： 〃Here are people who have more than their share of amusement；
and apparently without reason。 They must have planned some good joke。
Assuredly I am to be the victim of the joke。 Attention！〃
During the entire evening every one laughed in an exaggerated fashion。
I scented a practical joke in the air； as a dog scents game。 But what
was it？ I was watchful； restless。 I did not let a word； or a meaning；
or a gesture escape me。 Every one seemed to me an object of suspicion；
and I even looked distrustfully at the faces of the servants。
The hour struck for retiring； and the whole household came to escort me
to my room。 Why？
They called to me： 〃Good…night。〃 I entered the apartment； shut the door；
and remained standing； without moving a single step； holding the wax
candle in my hand。
I heard laughter and whispering in the corridor。 Without doubt they were
spying on me。 I cast a glance round the walls； the furniture； the
ceiling； the hangings； the floor。 I saw nothing to justify suspicion。
I heard persons moving about outside my door。 I had no doubt they were
looking through the keyhole。
An idea came into my head： 〃My candle may suddenly go out and leave me in
darkness。〃
Then I went across to the mantelpiece and lighted all the wax candles
that were on it。 After that I cast another glance around me without
discovering anything。 I advanced with short steps； carefully examining
the apartment。 Nothing。 I inspected every article； one after the other。
Still nothing。 I went over to the window。 The shutters； large wooden
shutters； were open。 I shut them with great care； and then drew the
curtains； enormous velvet curtains； and placed a chair in front of them；
so as to have nothing to fear from outside。
Then I cautiously sat down。 The armchair was solid。 I did not venture
to get into the bed。 However； the night was advancing； and I ended by
coming to the conclusion that I was foolish。 If they were spying on me；
as I supposed； they must； while waiting for the success of the joke they
had been preparing for me； have been laughing immoderately at my terror。
So I made up my mind to go to bed。 But the bed was particularly
suspicious…looking。 I pulled at the curtains。 They seemed to be secure。
All the same； there was danger。 I was going perhaps to receive a cold
shower both from overhead； or perhaps； the moment I stretched myself out；
to find myself sinking to the floor with my mattress。 I searched in my
memory for all the practical jokes of which I ever had experience。 And I
did not want to be caught。 Ah！ certainly not！ certainly not！ Then I
suddenly bethought myself of a precaution which I considered insured
safety。 I caught hold of the side of the mattress gingerly； and very
slowly drew it toward me。 It came away； followed by the sheet and the
rest of the bedclothes。 I dragged all these objects into the very middle
of the room； facing the entrance door。 I made my bed over again as best
I could at some distance from the suspected bedstead and the corner which
had filled me with such anxiety。 Then I extinguished all the candles；
and； groping my way； I slipped under the bed clothes。
For at least another hour I remained awake； starting at the slightest
sound。 Everything seemed quiet in the chateau。 I fell asleep。
I must have been in a deep sleep for a long time； but all of a sudden I
was awakened with a start by the fall of a heavy body tumbling right on
top of my own； and； at the same time； I received on my face； on my neck；
and on my chest a burning liquid which made me utter a howl of pain。 And
a dreadful noise； as if a sideboard laden with plates and dishes had
fallen down； almost deafened me。
I was smothering beneath the weight that was crushing me and preventing
me from moving。 I stretched out my hand to find out what was the nature
of this object。 I felt a face； a nose； and whiskers。 Then； with all my
strength； I launched out a blow at this face。 But I immediately received
a hail of cuffings which made me jump straight out of the soaked sheets；
and rush in my nightshirt into the corridor； the door of which I found
open。
Oh； heavens！ it was broad daylight。 The noise brought my friends
hurrying into my apartment； and we found； sprawling over my improvised
bed； the dismayed valet； who； while bringing me my morning cup of tea；
had tripped over this obstacle in the middle of the floor and fallen on
his stomach； spilling my breakfast over my face in spite of himself。
The precautions I had taken in closing the shutters and going to sleep in
the middle of the room had only brought about the practical joke I had
been trying to avoid。
Oh； how they all laughed that day！
A PORTRAIT
Hello！ there's Milial！〃 said somebody near me。 I looked at the man who
had been pointed out as I had been wishing for a long time to meet this
Don Juan。
He was no longer young。 His gray hair looked a little like those fur
bonnets worn by certain Northern peoples； and his long beard； which fell
down over his chest； had also somewhat the appearance of fur。 He was
talking to a lady； leaning toward her； speaking in a low voice and
looking at her with an expression full of respect and tenderness。
I knew his life； or at least as much as was known of it。 He had loved
madly several times； and there had been certain tragedies with which his
name had been connected。 When I spoke to women w